Posts Tagged ‘when you become president’
Please Qualify Your Qualifications
With all the change forced upon us…who says a Hockey Mom is not qualified… I can cook, clean, help w/homework, hold a full time job outside of home, attend PTA , boyscouts, soccer, football, shop for food(on budget), settle stupid kid fights over stupid stuff, speak baby gibberish, take out & recycle trash, care for the dogs. Oh yeah, I deal with doctors, medicines, teachers, preachers & make… out session under the bleachers. MOM FOR PRESIDENT 2012. I’M A MOM AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE (source)
Similarly, I’m qualified to be a professional baseball player due to my ability to carry a tune, bake cookies, and program computers.
Moment Of Silence For Chris Farley
I know some of you out there HATE Sarah Palin … lol. I know, I get it. She is not a scholar – - not part of the political elite … MIGHT not win many debates on foreign policy … blah blah blah. But what she CAN DO is speak to the heart of an America that is FED UP with liberal elitism and that is STARVING for a shred of common …sense. The more the left attack her the more she fights back SHE WILL NEVER GIVE UP ! – and if America loves anything they love a fighter and an underdog. This woman may not fit your image of a President – but my guess is she could give a rats ass about trying to live up to YOUR image. She is who she is – and she is becomiing one of the most powerful people in the is country as a result – with or without the title. GOD LOVE HER ! GO SARAH ! GIVE EM HELL !!!!!!!! PS – SCREW YOU LETTERMAN … who’s laughing now? (source)
I’m sure that Bennett Brauer is the first person you thought of while reading this, as well.
Scaredy-Cats At The White House
I wish Sarah Palin had made it to the White House. I am a big fan and proud supporter of her and Mr. Mccain. If she had made it she would have shook up Washington and stood them on their ears. I think that is why she did not make it, because they at the White House were “SCARED”. I hope she runs on the next election, I will support her all the way. Besides I think we need a Barbie Doll like her in there in a very ugly and corrupt place like Washington anyway. (source)
She didn’t make it to the White House because the people of this country fairly overwhelmingly put Barack Obama in the White House. The people in the White House at the time were George and Laura Bush. I’m confused as to a) how the people there prevented Sarah Palin from making it to the White House, b) why the Bushes were SCARED, and c) what the hell this person is talking about in the first place.
Better As First Lady
she’s a woman with faith, heart, great courage,and also good looking. If she were ever to live in the White House, I would rather she be 1st Lady than President…. but I’d vote for her if she decides that is what God wants her to do… (but she would do better as 1st Lady)… (source)
So… Todd would be president, then? Or is there some sort of a Wife Swap season finale in the works here? BTW, I’m sure Sarah says thanks for the backhanded compliment. Should women be allowed to vote, at least?
i believe wemen should be able to vote and be able to work in white house .i hope on election day that sarah palin runs for vice president or for president she had all the right words i will vote for her come on wemen let ur voice be heard. (source)
Oh, good.
A Dire Nead
sarah i canr belive that the usa has obama in our white house i wish that you could take his plase onlt thing he is doing is putting the usa in a real bad way he wanted to fix stuff but he is making it worse we nead him OUT AND you IN THERE (source)
Pro tip: re-read what you just wrote before you press that post button. What I’m saying is you missed about 20 exclamation points. HTH, HAND!
I Guess She Enrolled In Presidentin’ 101
Sarah well now Have you Heard; the news about Chelsay Clinton ;Is Married;;
and studing to be the Presdant Of your country ? when She is old enough ?
So that will be after Your 8 years are up ? Sarah all you need is 200 million votes ?Sarah sell some alaska oil get more from canada > or China (source)
Feel Free To Stay There
SARAH PALIN ( HEROICALLY) when you go to D.C. to meet Glen Beck to speak at the rally in August, i sure do wish the two of you would stay there, that way we would have at least TWO people in Washington that has any commonsense what so ever. (source)
I agree with this idea. Also, just FYI, the directions to DC have changed. For security reasons, DC is now in a nuclear bunker a hundred feet below the earth. Go ahead and go down there (you’re the most important ones, after all) and await further instructions. Do not attempt to make contact with the rest of the world; if we haven’t found you, it probably means we are now all muslim zombies due to the ground zero mosque and the democrats. Just keep waiting. Forever. Thanks.
Sarah Palin: Lawn Specialist At Large
I was talking to a friend the other day and your name came up…. I said to my friend ” If Todd and Sarah Palin were driving by my house and saw me mowing the lawn, with the sweat dripping down my face…..They would be the type of people that would pull their pick up in my driveway and help me finish my lawn. That’s the quality of people they are!” You, Sarah are the type of person we NEED in the White House! All my love and prayers to you and the Palin Family! Be blessed. (source)
And then my friend said, “I don’t get it. Are they driving around with a spare lawnmower in their truck? Or would they just drive up to a random person’s house and tell them to stop mowing their lawn, because the Palins are here to help? Wouldn’t it be kind of a busy day for the Palins if everyone is out mowing their lawn? Once she’s elected, is Sarah constantly going to be dropping all her vetoing and running out to the White House lawn to help the poor sweaty gardener with his lawnmowing? Is sweat a pre-requisite for Palin-assistance? Or do the Palins really have a thing for yardwork? Is Todd trying to drum up a little cash on the side with a lawncare business?”
I told my friend I wasn’t interested in answering “gotcha” questions, gave him a wink and a thumbs-up, and bought five more copies of your book.
Respect Mah Authoritah
I’m curious Sarah…you ran for the office of vice president, and it sounds as if you may run again….but you are a Christian…and in 1 Corinthians, and 1 timothy, God tells us as women that we are not to have a place of authority over men…or be teachers of men. How do you respond to that? (source)
Fortunately, the Bible doesn’t say anything about women teaching other women, or else this person would be in a heap of trouble herself.
Feedback Loop
I had my doubts but I think she could be the one, I don’t want a rocket scientist as President, I want someone who believes in the same things I do (source)
But how do you know what to believe?
I agree with anything Sarah says… she has got guts that MOST MEN and women today don’t have.. MORE power to her… (source)
Oh.
