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The scariest thing about the new movie Contagion is that it was made by a company called “imagination abu dhabi”. That’s right: Muslims now own Hollywood. Gee, what can we expect next? Perhaps pro-Islamic moves with titles like “A Day Without A Muslim”? I’d actually go see that one. Or how about “Planet Of The Infidels”? Can you picture the leader of the ape army, General Urko, wearing a turban and saying, “The only good infidel is a dead infidel!”? Re-post if you agree. (source)

Forget Contagion. ImageNation AD co-produced Furry Vengeance. So I think that the commenter on that post:

One of the whack job news said “Muslims were hurt the most by September 11.” WHAT!!!! They’ll slit your throat in second for you homosexual views.

underestimates ImageNation’s acceptance of alternative lifestyles. Unless maybe they’re not talking about the same kind of furries I’m picturing.

Anyway, you stay classy, Palindrones.

to bring you something awesome:

I have found conclusive, legally actionalbe, proof that the liberal media is committing a form of perjury on the American people, here it is: Why aren’t they reporting that Kagan is the first gay or lesbian member of the Supreme Court to average Americans, yet are celebrating that exact fact behind the cameras? (source)

perjury (n): The deliberate giving of false or misleading testimony under oath.

Go ahead and start that lawsuit. I’m sure you’ll do great!

Also, a bonus from the comments on that post:

ABC, All Barack Channel
CBS, Complete Barack Station
NBC, National Barack Channel
MSNBC, Mega Same National Barack Channel
CNN, Clinton News Network changing its name to BNN, Barack News Network
Associated Press, New York Times, Washington Post, Time and Newsweek magazines are Obama cheerleaders and part of his administration.

The news media worked 24/7 to elect Obama. I hope they are proud of their accomplishment and of their creation.

As conservatives we are attacked by the press and apparently now by the Federal Courts. The people vote; however, the Federally appointed judges shoot down/attack the people. The press is all about glorifying this temporary win. Wasn’t it same sex unions yesterday? Now it’s marriage? Tomorrow will your kids have to go to mandatory Bixexuality Training so they can decide for themselves? Where are we going with all this, in 10 years what will be the norm? (source)

I figure in 10 years, we’ll all be Bixexuals married (by law) to federally appointed activist judge lesbian liberal muslims. I’m pretty sure that’s what the recent overturning of Prop. 8 means. In fact, I am pretty sure that starting tomorrow they’ll be rounding up all the heterosexuals to start the re-indoctrination. That’s what preventing discrimination against gays and lesbians means, right?

Oh, fun fact: the judge that presided in the case was first nominated by Reagan, then after opposition from Democrats, he was renominated and ultimately appointed under G. W. Bush, not before even further opposition from Democrats. Sounds like a left-wing liberal judge to me.

sodomy is an abomination to God. can I pray for our Arm forces if they openly support this immorality in defiance of Gods word. let me say to the CinC that God is on the side of our Arm forces- donot remove His protection by introducing a policy of sodomy in the arm forces. what think you of this Sarah. (source)

Ah yes, I have been wondering when someone would point out that repealing DADT would make sodomy mandatory in our Arm forces. Thanks, Facebook commenter. What’s that? You have more to say?

d libs finally found a. way 2 defeat our arm forces- effeminate it. durin d cold war it is said dat we thought dat by findin a way 2 make USSR soldiers gay this wil weaken them, now d libs r turnin dis on us. don’t ask. homo sexuality is an 0bamination. can I pray for an arm force whose C (source)

Hm… it’s probably for the best that we don’t know what sort of an arm force he is praying for.

Conservatives should never be cowed by the bogus terms racist, sexist, homophobe, anti semite or bigot. We will be called all this and more for standing for the truth. To the progressive these terms are used to end debates they are losing. A homophobe is anyone objecting to fisting in the third grade.
A sexist is anyone opposed to killing babies. A racist is anyone who does not think Obama is the messiah. An anti semite is anyone who criticizes Israel or Barney Frank. A bigot believes Jesus is the way to salvation. Why should we be ashamed of that? Didn’t there used to be a 1st amendment?
We need to desensitize ourselves to these kindergarden labels. Practise them on your friends until names will never hurt us. (source)

I think the most challenging thing I learned in third grade was how to properly prepare a letter with my home address and the recipient’s address. Now they’re teaching fisting? I assume there is some sort of standardized testing that ensures that teachers are doing their job.

Obama adm. renews its law suit against Arizona. Now the argument is “Federal Law” supercedes “State Law”!
NOW ALL STATES THAT HAVE GAY MARRIAGE CAN/WILL BE CHANGED BY THE FEDERAL GOV’T.
Didn’t Obama run on a pro gay/lesbian agenda. Now Obama has turned the table and showed his real hand. GOB’T CONTROL OVER EACH AND EVERY HOLE! (source)

I… what?

A bunch of uncircumcised, goat herders want to build a mega-mosque on the site of ground zero. This news has made all of the dopey liberals in the world arise from their bong fueled haze deliriously ecstatic. Now they can start their nonstop bellowing about tolerance. TOLERANCE!!! I will not tolerate this liberals!!! Perhaps we should let the terrorists gay marry the goats they herd at their new ground zero mega-mosque. NEVER LIBERALS, NEVER!!!! (source)

Does it hurt, physically, to be so angry, all the time? Don’t people get sick of it and just want to live their life and have other people live their lives and generally be okay with that? Does the anger get old? I’m going to ponder that while I listen to a This American Life episode on that very subject and then afterwards I’m going to gay marry me a goat.

Update: It has been pointed out to me that I have probably not tuned my sarcasm detectors appropriately to detect applications of Poe’s Law (see also: Trickle Dumb, from the same author). I shall endeavor to remain more vigilant, though I still strongly recommend that TAL episode.