Posts Tagged ‘terrorists’
Terrorists, Liberals, and Goats, Oh My!
A bunch of uncircumcised, goat herders want to build a mega-mosque on the site of ground zero. This news has made all of the dopey liberals in the world arise from their bong fueled haze deliriously ecstatic. Now they can start their nonstop bellowing about tolerance. TOLERANCE!!! I will not tolerate this liberals!!! Perhaps we should let the terrorists gay marry the goats they herd at their new ground zero mega-mosque. NEVER LIBERALS, NEVER!!!! (source)
Does it hurt, physically, to be so angry, all the time? Don’t people get sick of it and just want to live their life and have other people live their lives and generally be okay with that? Does the anger get old? I’m going to ponder that while I listen to a This American Life episode on that very subject and then afterwards I’m going to gay marry me a goat.
Update: It has been pointed out to me that I have probably not tuned my sarcasm detectors appropriately to detect applications of Poe’s Law (see also: Trickle Dumb, from the same author). I shall endeavor to remain more vigilant, though I still strongly recommend that TAL episode.
