Mama Grizzlies

The idea:

We now live in “The Several States of Obamica”, or “Obamica” for short.
Maybe it should be spelled “Obamika”. “OBAMIKA” or “OBOMBIKA” or “O-bomb-i-ka” or
“O-bomb-a-krack-a” (source)

Here’s how to use it in the pledge of allegiance:

I pledge allegiance, to the flag
of the Progressive States of O-bomb-i-ka (Obomica)
and to the Stalnist for which it stands
black and white nations, with non God
incomprendable, with slavery and oppression for all. (source)

And in song:

Sung to the tune of “America the Beautiful”.

How horrible are empty skies
Our airplanes fly no more
for purple mountain majesties
that we can’t use no more
O-bom-i-ka, O-bom-i-ka
You took my stuff from me
And stole from me, my money
for a single a mom of three etc, etc.
I’m just fooling around. Anyone want to help me rewrite the “america the beautiful” song just for fun. Perhaps I could make a discussion page, but I don’t know how. HELP ! (source)

For some reason, our airplanes fly no more, nor can we use our purple mountain majesties, no more. Too many single moms of three hanging out on them, no doubt.