Mama Grizzlies

gettum girl!!!!! A true Betsy Ross in our lifetime. May i ask one thing? May we borrow about a mile of Alaska to build a large holding place. It would be for 2nd time offenders crossing our borders illegally. 1st time, they get finger printed and photoed, and sent back. 2nd time, DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT $200.. 5 year mandatory..to work building pipelines in alaska, and the state gets the revenue.. Maybe an idiea, but you hear these everyday im sure.. Goodluck and may God be with ya… (source)

The idea:

We now live in “The Several States of Obamica”, or “Obamica” for short.
Maybe it should be spelled “Obamika”. “OBAMIKA” or “OBOMBIKA” or “O-bomb-i-ka” or
“O-bomb-a-krack-a” (source)

Here’s how to use it in the pledge of allegiance:

I pledge allegiance, to the flag
of the Progressive States of O-bomb-i-ka (Obomica)
and to the Stalnist for which it stands
black and white nations, with non God
incomprendable, with slavery and oppression for all. (source)

And in song:

Sung to the tune of “America the Beautiful”.

How horrible are empty skies
Our airplanes fly no more
for purple mountain majesties
that we can’t use no more
O-bom-i-ka, O-bom-i-ka
You took my stuff from me
And stole from me, my money
for a single a mom of three etc, etc.
I’m just fooling around. Anyone want to help me rewrite the “america the beautiful” song just for fun. Perhaps I could make a discussion page, but I don’t know how. HELP ! (source)

For some reason, our airplanes fly no more, nor can we use our purple mountain majesties, no more. Too many single moms of three hanging out on them, no doubt.