Mama Grizzlies

Will be watching Sarah…..would love to see how all the INTELLECTUAL LIBERAL IDIOTS would survive in such a place as the ALASKAN wilderness without all the amenities they have come to REQUIRE for their survival…..lol like television, cell phones, electricity, air condition, fast foods, t.v dinners, super hot showers, and GOD KNOWS their gas guzzling wheels. (source)

Friggin’ liberals. With their… TV dinners, and their electricity. And of course they love their super hot showers, due to being intellectual and idiots.

As conservatives we are attacked by the press and apparently now by the Federal Courts. The people vote; however, the Federally appointed judges shoot down/attack the people. The press is all about glorifying this temporary win. Wasn’t it same sex unions yesterday? Now it’s marriage? Tomorrow will your kids have to go to mandatory Bixexuality Training so they can decide for themselves? Where are we going with all this, in 10 years what will be the norm? (source)

I figure in 10 years, we’ll all be Bixexuals married (by law) to federally appointed activist judge lesbian liberal muslims. I’m pretty sure that’s what the recent overturning of Prop. 8 means. In fact, I am pretty sure that starting tomorrow they’ll be rounding up all the heterosexuals to start the re-indoctrination. That’s what preventing discrimination against gays and lesbians means, right?

Oh, fun fact: the judge that presided in the case was first nominated by Reagan, then after opposition from Democrats, he was renominated and ultimately appointed under G. W. Bush, not before even further opposition from Democrats. Sounds like a left-wing liberal judge to me.

sodomy is an abomination to God. can I pray for our Arm forces if they openly support this immorality in defiance of Gods word. let me say to the CinC that God is on the side of our Arm forces- donot remove His protection by introducing a policy of sodomy in the arm forces. what think you of this Sarah. (source)

Ah yes, I have been wondering when someone would point out that repealing DADT would make sodomy mandatory in our Arm forces. Thanks, Facebook commenter. What’s that? You have more to say?

d libs finally found a. way 2 defeat our arm forces- effeminate it. durin d cold war it is said dat we thought dat by findin a way 2 make USSR soldiers gay this wil weaken them, now d libs r turnin dis on us. don’t ask. homo sexuality is an 0bamination. can I pray for an arm force whose C (source)

Hm… it’s probably for the best that we don’t know what sort of an arm force he is praying for.

BREAKING NEWS – Senate passes Socialist Financial Reform Legislation!!! Liberals, didn’t you hurt the Banks and Wall Street enough when Clinton’s policies caused the housing markets to crash? You say, in between hits of your hashish pipe, but Joe the banks are robbing us blind. Whaaa!!! So what!!! Remember “trickle down”? I am sure that after a while it will trickle back down far enough to reach even NPR listening bottom feeders. And no more confusing fine print!!! That is where we make our money idiots!!! If its not broke why fix it? This bill is causing unemployment also. Because of it I will have to lay off my driver, Alberto and cancel my plans to remodel one of my families lake houses. Thanks Nobama!! (source)

It’s possible I’m stupid, but if I’m reading this correctly then my takeaway should be that it’s okay for banks to rob us blind with their confusing fine print, because that’s how they make their money and trickle down economics will take care of it all anyway. Maybe I’m not sophisticated enough to parse the multi-faceted sarcasm in this one, or maybe I’ve been bottom feeding too much hashish while listening to NPR. Maybe both.

Update: It has been pointed out to me that I have probably not tuned my sarcasm detectors appropriately to detect applications of Poe’s Law (see also: goatherders, from the same author). I shall endeavor to remain more vigilant.

A bunch of uncircumcised, goat herders want to build a mega-mosque on the site of ground zero. This news has made all of the dopey liberals in the world arise from their bong fueled haze deliriously ecstatic. Now they can start their nonstop bellowing about tolerance. TOLERANCE!!! I will not tolerate this liberals!!! Perhaps we should let the terrorists gay marry the goats they herd at their new ground zero mega-mosque. NEVER LIBERALS, NEVER!!!! (source)

Does it hurt, physically, to be so angry, all the time? Don’t people get sick of it and just want to live their life and have other people live their lives and generally be okay with that? Does the anger get old? I’m going to ponder that while I listen to a This American Life episode on that very subject and then afterwards I’m going to gay marry me a goat.

Update: It has been pointed out to me that I have probably not tuned my sarcasm detectors appropriately to detect applications of Poe’s Law (see also: Trickle Dumb, from the same author). I shall endeavor to remain more vigilant, though I still strongly recommend that TAL episode.

Sarah the liberals are scared to death of you. Stay close to God and he will continue to bless you. Continue your bold witness. You are like queen Ester. God has raised you to the kingdom for such a time as this. Jesus loves you and so do we. (name redacted) California
my web site is http://anewheavenandearth.net/ (source)

The linked site is quite awesome, and scores big points for its use of the iconic flying dove .gif.