Posts Tagged ‘abstinence’
Advice For Bristol
In case you haven’t heard, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are now engaged. Levi hasn’t exactly been complimentary about Sarah, but who knows. Maybe these crazy kids can make it work.
Sarah’s fans are just overflowing with advice for the soon-to-be-blissful couple:
Love your energy! I have a suggested gift to your daughter and her fiancee’…The Book “Love Dare”. Check out fireproofmymarriage.com (It is a God send) It can only help. Husbands come and go, kids are forever…Much love and respect. God Bless ;) (source)
I accidentally tuned to a channel that was playing the movie Fireproof. I recommend trying to avoid doing that.
Next up, a nice passive-aggressive note:
Congratulations on your daughter’s engagement! About time they do they “right” thing! (source)
And some advice about decorating the wedding, which I think it would be awesome if they followed:
Sarah, my son had “camo” theme at his wedding…it was beautiful. If you need any ideas for the camo theme wedding….let me know…i have pictures. (source)
And of course, this round of advice wouldn’t be complete without a creepy prayer from one of her supporters:
Praying that God will heal Bristol, Levi and Tripp. That they will also do marriage God’s way and abstain until their honeymoon. Reconciliation and forgiveness between all parties can lead the way for all the rest of us. May God Continue to bless your family and this nation! (source)
I’m sure Sarah appreciates your intense concern about her daughter’s sex life, random internet supporter. And thanks for the well-wishes, Palin fans. I’m sure there will be more. See you at the camo-themed, fireproof, abstinence-only wedding!
Update: In case you were wondering how Levi and Bristol could remain abstinent until their honeymoon when, uh, they already have a kid, Reborn Virgin ® has the answer. I don’t think it’s too much to demand copies of the signed oath from both parties, is it?
