Obama Vs. Mongolia
So how about that picture of Hussein waving and covering up the face of another dignitary? How presidential! (source)
In case you’re curious, here is the scandalous picture, where they ask the hard-hitting question “How much press do you think this would get if it was Sarah Palin doing this stunt?”
Lamestream media, at it again!! If only anyone was talking about this.
(Dear palindrones: try harder, please. You are a lot better at finding things to be outraged about.)
Praying For You (to go to Hell)
Sarah and Family…please know that you are in our prayers daily. It’s so sad that people like Joe McGinniss live and breath to turn over that next rock to see what worms they can unearth. It’s so hard, but I’m praying now for Ole miserable Joe McGinniss. His life is obviously void of any real and true happiness. If only he had God in his life he wouldn’t be so shallow and such a lonely poor soul that he is. He has become a betrayer of mankind, for 30 pieces of silver he has sold his soul…for what? Well Ole Joe…you will find out in due time. (source)
Praying for one’s enemies is a worthy goal, if you are a Christian. It helps you to realize that the person you call an enemy is one of God’s children, just like you are. They are sinful, just like you. They rely on grace, just like you. It might even help you to understand your enemy.
It doesn’t really help your case when you then proceed to gloat that your enemy is going to hell, just like you aren’t, because you aren’t your enemy.
(Also, in this analogy, is Sarah Palin Jesus?)
Deportment of Truth
obama should be impeached–if not then deported for being an illegal alien, the man even has a fake ss number, he should unseal his records so we can learn the truth about this imposter!!! why is congress letting this happen (source)
If I were an imposter, I would definitely unseal my records so people could learn the truth about me. It only makes sense!
I Has a Little Incident at Wallmarts
Hello Sarah, I am a Tea Partier also. I love the way you campaign.
I was trying to get in touch because I has a little incident at Wallmarts story. I was call some bad names because I stood up for The Tea Party and this old stupid got mad, I had to call the manager but it’s over now. Thank you for answering my note. (source)
Obama: Borders-Killer
One of the perverse twists of Obama’s economy is that I was able to buy “America by Heart” very cheaply from the unfortunate people at Borders. Brilliant book – Sarah has my strongest support “Run Sarah Run” (source)
It does seem likely that the economy that Obama personally created caused Sarah Palin’s book, specifically, to become available cheaply at a bookstore that was taken entirely by surprise when it had to close its doors, all of a sudden, with no warning.
Because if that’s not the explanation, then the only other thing that could make sense is that a business that failed to do anything useful online was trying to cheaply unload a book that had an initial print run of 1,000,000 copies, and whose publisher did not order a second run, indicating that there was already plenty of unsold stock available. Such an outlandish theory, which pits a large supply against a small demand, might be called the theory of “supply and demand”. But for me to understand what I’ve just written would mean that I’m an economist, and I’m not that, so I’m going to go with Obamanomics on this one instead. I have a PhD in that.
An Artifiial Crisis
To stuff bills down our throats Obama creates an artifiial crisis–Rob Emanual-or make an all out assault. Hitler called it Blitzkrieg !! (source)
Fun fact: there seems to be some doubt as to whether Blitzkrieg was actually a cohesive tactic employed by the Germans, or a label applied after the fact to what would otherwise be known as “war”.
In any case, apparently making “an all out assault” is all it takes to be Hitler now. The Hitler-bar is truly very low.
Planet of the … wait, what?
The scariest thing about the new movie Contagion is that it was made by a company called “imagination abu dhabi”. That’s right: Muslims now own Hollywood. Gee, what can we expect next? Perhaps pro-Islamic moves with titles like “A Day Without A Muslim”? I’d actually go see that one. Or how about “Planet Of The Infidels”? Can you picture the leader of the ape army, General Urko, wearing a turban and saying, “The only good infidel is a dead infidel!”? Re-post if you agree. (source)
Forget Contagion. ImageNation AD co-produced Furry Vengeance. So I think that the commenter on that post:
One of the whack job news said “Muslims were hurt the most by September 11.” WHAT!!!! They’ll slit your throat in second for you homosexual views.
underestimates ImageNation’s acceptance of alternative lifestyles. Unless maybe they’re not talking about the same kind of furries I’m picturing.
Anyway, you stay classy, Palindrones.
I certify that I have read every word
I sent this to my Congressman lol. If you agree they should use this like. Feel free to pass it around.
Please try to add this line to the bottom of every law/bill that gets signed by the President. Please tell me what you think?
If at anytime during the debate of such bill/law or up to two years after said bill/law has been in effect false statements are proven in order to get said law passed this bill/law is repealed if in effect with no veto authority or null and void and stricken from debate for a period of 5 years if in debate. I certify that i have read every word and understand this bill/law before i voted for it as required by the American People (source)
A Cold Blast From The North That Freezes Congress In Their Tracks
Breaking radio silence for… well. You’ll see.
